For the non-Americans wondering what's going on, this is called 'litigation'. It's an integral part of our proud culture, dating back to when George Washington first sued Nothing but the Tooth Plc. denture company for selling him false teeth made out of hippo bone. 'What the hell,' Washington is recorded as saying at the time. 'Hippo teeth are f*$#ing huge. How the hell am I supposed to speak to the Continental Congress with these f$#*ing walrus tusks sticking out of my face?" Later, he conceded "I could probably gore Patrick Henry with them, though. Teach him to not help draft the Constitution."