Iceni

Bleargh, I can't stand coconut shrimp. Other shimp is nice though, it's always been a favorite of mine. And yes, jambalaya kicks ass.

Their first album was pretty good, although it had a little too much slam for my liking. Still, the whole thing was underpinned by a pretty good riffing and melodic sense, which made the chugs somewhat more bearable. Their second album is a lot more progressive and I enjoyed it a fair bit.

'Sana' by HB.

That actually reminded me a lot of Inanimate Existence's first album.

Very hard to look doomy on a bike. Do you drape it in ragged black livery like a phantom baron atop a ghost horse?

Well done.

'Meet local single pagans'. Maybe you should check which kind of paganism it is before jumping in, Conan...

'Only A Matter of Time' by Rob Rock.

My sacred temple has been rudely defaced by the stench of heathen filth. Someone has put Suicide Silence in the progressive metal section.

'Holes In The Sky' by Vanden Plas.

'Heavy Chill' by Equilibrium. I love it when these guys get their Caribbean on, it's great.

You've admitted to liking select output from the Black Eyed Peas. I hear the ICJ has issued a warrant.

'Freeloader' by Ketha.

I was worried that I'd actually like that song since the first bit really didn't seem all that bad...dissonance seemed pretty nice. Luckily the band saved me an embarrassing admission by completely sucking in the latter half.

If you're the sort of person who regularly puts salt on watermelons that would go some way toward explaining how you could possibly enjoy the music of iwrestledabearonce.

That's one of the best prog albums of recent memory for me, DGM have had a pretty good last three releases.

'Monsters' by Gothminister.