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Josh and alabaster. Sometimes. With. Subtitles. In forgein films. I. There native. Tounge. A lot of times. They do it English. So people can. Understand. It. For example in chthonic. Interviews in butak video. They have it subtitle in English so we. Can. Understand it. Most of. Us doesn't know taiwainese. Langauage. I can. See ur point. But most of time they do that for deaf people
Sure, but lyric videos aren't subtitled for deaf people. They're a cheap way of making music videos that are supposed to keep listeners engaged without requiring much in the way of equipment, production cost, narrative sense,directorial skill or even imagination. The end result is invariably boring cut-rate imagery used as a backdrop, so some angst-ridden, self-important shitbag can make sure you don't miss a single line of his stupid fucking high school poetry. They never fail to cheapen whatever music they're made for. In fact, now that I put it that way, they might be just perfect for Sexually Efficient Oyster... :D Edit - (by which I in no way mean to imply that Gorbo, Relentless, Black Milk, or any other of our obviously worthy potential contributors are necessarily angst-ridden, self-important shitbags, nor that they will become such if their potential contributions happen to be used in the context of a lyric video, while at the same time hastening to add that this lack of implication is not, in itself, to be construed as a value judgment against said shitbags.)
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I am absolutely killing this bottle of vodka tonight and contributing to the lyrical necrofuckery. This has blossomed into such a beautiful thing
The more the merrier, brain cell death produces artifacts both useful and bizarre! My liquor drinking is really infrequent anymore, partially for financial reasons and partially because it seriously seems to carve holes in my brain. I'm a big fan of good beer. Doesn't help that most of my friends are, too...
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Oh boy... "some may seek their treasure/ in the secretions within my crease/ but none will know the pleasure/ of environmentally triggered Gamete Release". :D
Very high tone stuff there, kind of makes me wish I was a mollusk. Though slug sex is clearly the best sex on the planet.
I am absolutely killing this bottle of vodka tonight and contributing to the lyrical necrofuckery. This has blossomed into such a beautiful thing
Glad to see your still posting on your introduction, and may I be the first to congratulate you on the top position that this thread has achieved. I've made some inquires but no one has replied as to weather such a thing has happened before (who has the institutional memory with which to answer). O O O \ | / \/ I'm not a big one for ASCII or smiley faces or whatever, but those are supposed to be celebratory balloons. Thought the event warranted some decoration, so enjoy.
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Very high tone stuff there, kind of makes me wish I was a mollusk. Though slug sex is clearly the best sex on the planet. Glad to see your still posting on your introduction, and may I be the first to congratulate you on the top position that this thread has achieved. I've made some inquires but no one has replied as to weather such a thing has happened before (who has the institutional memory with which to answer). O O O \ | / \/ I'm not a big one for ASCII or smiley faces or whatever, but those are supposed to be celebratory balloons. Thought the event warranted some decoration, so enjoy.
The origin of Anus Ov Ye Göatlord was in an intro thread which also was temporarily near the coveted position, but that's also been occupied by some lame troll threads that have invited an outpouring of equally lame topical discussion; on the whole, the position itself is nothing to brag about, but this thread has certainly won its place in the annals of awesome.
The joke is that I resemble a slug' date=' not that I wanna boink gastropods.[/quote'] But oh, that slime, that tender flesh/ invites the rhyme, in which enmeshed/ are we, who seek (though doomed to fail)/ a higher bliss, the wet caress/ of love within thy glist'ning trail. Yeah baby. :D
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But oh' date=' that slime, that tender flesh/ invites the rhyme, in which enmeshed/ are we, who seek (though doomed to fail)/ a higher bliss, the wet caress/ of love within thy glist'ning trail. Yeah baby. :D[/quote'] From a donkey to a slug... I'm going from strength to strength...
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Well, I sincerely hope that my computer issue is resolved soon. It may be an easy fix; I hope the entire system isn't shot, that would be a huge personal loss for me as well as something I couldn't afford to replace. But with any luck, the release of the latest Sëxually Efficïent Oÿster track will only be delayed by a few days. Since it's called "Before You Bloat", it's only proper that I overinflate the hype in the meantime... :D

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