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banned because I have a huge blister on my right thumb which is preventing me from playing guitar since it hurts like a bitch if I play without a pick' date=' and hurts just as bad when I''m holding the pick[/quote'] :| Thanks for that. Banned because both Chick-Fil-A and the Olympia Cafe are closed on Sundays. And yet...that's the time I always want to eat there.
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banned because my guitar teacher is making me learn hotel california' date=' how unmetal is that[/quote'] Yup, 'cause that's the first tune I think of when I look at a Dean Razorback. :roll: Banned because Valentine's Day is tomorrow and yet somehow NTNR hasn't worked up some bitter rant on how stupid and un-doomy it is.
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Re: Ban the user above you! Banned because Valentine's day is technically today - it's just past midnight. He's too late. :twisted: It's too late Too late Too late TOOoooo LAAAAte for LOOOooove... Anyhow, you needn't bother with taking a long song...just ask your instructor to teach you an Odious Mortem song. Good luck figuring that out. If he even gets one minute worth of material he's already doing great. If he remarks that it's 'finger diarrhea' (as one ridiculously stuck-up and incredibly unpleasant guitar player once called it), then you've won and he'll have to admit metal is beyond him.

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Banned because Valentine's day is technically today - it's just past midnight. He's too late. :twisted: It's too late Too late Too late TOOoooo LAAAAte for LOOOooove... Anyhow, you needn't bother with taking a long song...just ask your instructor to teach you an Odious Mortem song. Good luck figuring that out. If he even gets one minute worth of material he's already doing great. If he remarks that it's 'finger diarrhea' (as one ridiculously stuck-up and incredibly unpleasant guitar player once called it), then you've won and he'll have to admit metal is beyond him.
I just about gave him a heart attack when I made him teach me Megadeth's Hangar 18 (which was revenge for making me learn a red hot chilli peppers song) hmmm maybe I should make him teach me something by Yngwie Malmsteen banned because I'm teaching myself "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones, I think it will sound great as a metal cover
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