Natassja

Peas!  Pah.  Carrots are the future!

Well actually he just speculated that maybe you'd eaten his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. None of us ever really thought you'd eaten all of him with mashed and gravy and peas, or stashed his remains in the coffin freezer like some kind of a savage heathen cannibal. 😜

I know, I know. I'm sorry. It just seemed so likely, and I wasn't sure who to root for in that scenario, because I know you need to feed, and at the same time Dave is such a nice young man, and I'd miss him, and yet he does look like a tasty morsel and I wouldn't entirely blame you, and I know Macabre is too far away to have been the culprit this time, and I guess I just got lost in the human interest of it all. I'll try not to jump to any conclusions in the future.

Glad it went well Dave and have a great time tomorrow 👍 FA thought I'd eaten you...*rolls eyes* 😁 

Finally out in the woods again. This is the only real peace I seem to be able to find in life these days. I can tell I'm the first person on the trails today by the sheer number of little strands of spider silk I've walked through. Sorry, little buddies.

 

The North Western UK Vampires Union policy on human consumption forbids certain occupations from being eaten given their importance to society and pizza delivery drivers are on that list.  It’s an agreement the Union has with Domino’s.  Other exempt roles are NHS, the Police (they ask so many questions when one of that lot goes “missing”) Amazon delivery drivers and train spotters (dullest meat ever).

I'm guessing they've already eloped and started a family. We'll hear from Dave in a few years. Either that, or the "date" was @Natassja luring him out to the countryside so she could sacrifice him in the basement and eat his liver. 

It went very well! We have a fair few things in common both love Top Gear (well the old, good TG) and The Grand Tour, love cars especially classic cars only thing is she isnt a big fan of metal but she doesnt hate it either! We got some food and chilled out at hers and I introduced her to Ash Vs Evil Dead which she absolutely loved! We finished season 1 and left it there and she asked when she would see me next so we’ve arranged to meet again tomorrow, says she can’t wait to watch the rest with me  looking forward to it 

Gehenna First Spell 

Urgehal Through Thick Fog Till Death 

Sodom Persecution Mania 

Gehenna First Spell 

Thy Dying Light s/t

No way. Fuck that. I booked a hotel room for the missus and I as soon as I knew we weren't flying. I'm too old to be sleeping in a damn airport.
Playlist for trying to get caught up at work today:
Eternal Champion - Ravening Iron - the more I listen to this the more I like it better than the first which is imo a stone cold classic.
Ulthar - Providence - a pre-order last year I was severely disappointed with. Time to dig it up and give it another try.
Wagner Ödegård - Om Kosmos och de Tolv Järtekn - strange blend of all kind of styles that just works
Torche - Admission - one of their weaker efforts but still catchy as hell
Sodom - Persecution Mania
Saturnine - Shield the Light in a veil of Darkness - my boys from Jacksonville
Urgehal with Trondr was a great band.

A Black Metal Year in Norway
These are some cuts from the film Trondr Nefas (Urgehal (Norway) guitar/vox) was working on when he died on this date in 2012. Posted by the dude who was helping him film and edit it. Looks like it would have been a really cool doco. Even the trailers are fascinating.
 

Melvins - Houdini

Urgehal - Goatcraft Torment 
 

Urgehal Through Thick Fog Till Death 

Urgehal Through Thick Fog Till Death 

Urgehal Through Thick Fog Till Death 

Der Stürmer - Areifatoi

Alright, seems I have no biscuits but I have uncovered some of these. Let the midnight munching commence.
 

Sounds like you're describing Tim Tams. Haven't had one of those in a few years but now all of a sudden I want one. 10 pm too late, local stores are closed. I'm sure if I look I'll find something to make do in the kitchen.
 
 

What are these exactly? Some kind of chocolate filled cookies? Is the inside soft and gooey or hard?
 

Yes Doc, you're without a doubt the most refined yobbo I've ever known.
NP: Svartheim - Black Metal Finland
Was gonna hunt down the new Alrarage and give it a go but then I saw this new Svartheim and couldn't resist clicking on it. I get distracted easily.